Are you tired of being constantly told what to do by self-proclaimed visionaries who can't even get their own lives straight? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of 'the end times' prophecies and 'signs from above' that just won't quit?
Well, you're not alone. Many of us suffer from Insecure Prophet Syndrome (IPS), a condition where we're constantly second-guessing our life choices and wondering if it's really us or the prophet who's having a bad time.
But fear not, friend, for we've got some coping mechanisms for you:
So go ahead, friend, take a deep breath, and remember: it's okay to question the prophets. They're just people, too.
Or are they?
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